Welcome to my world, where I'm your owner and you're nothing more than my ugly, skinny puppy — bad puppies have to be satisfied with just a little of my attention. But something as sweet and pink as me can make u feel real pleasure you with my mysterious charm and my sensuality. I invite you to get to know me — because I'm not what I seem. Remember to be respectful, because I don't tolerate poor and disobedient dogs. You have to serve me. Morning coffee (after 10am, please), painting until I lose track of time, music that makes me dance alone in my room, punish disobedient dogs, luxury stuff, and that feeling to be the queen of this world. Mondays obviously. Also pollution (I love this planet!), fake people, slow wifi, and being interrupted when I'm inspired.